The Other Other Bush Brother

Now that attention is got, face facts to other options in recent American "war" excursion. Proceed with interview translated from Gromsch with famous American brother of Bush the Younger. Go!

INTERVIEWS: You are famous brother of American king yes?
BUSH BROTHER: This is not true. I am pawn for American military might in Northern California & surrounding areas.
INTERVIEWS: This is not true! Your resemblance is uncanny!
BUSH BROTHER: I get this, yes, & many drinks to be bought for me by ex-military people in Southern United States.
INTERVIEWS: They perhaps think of "The Prince & The Pooper"!
BUSH BROTHER: They are not very smart I believe.
INTERVIEWS: This is very true. Since you are not famous American king brother, can you tell us what plans are for colonization of Islamic world?
BUSH BROTHER: Truly. Since too many of the Americans reproduce in kind, more fertile land will be needed for rapid expansion. This is the curse of the west!
INTERVIEWS: I have heard of this!
BUSH BROTHER: Truly. When magnificent sons of Mohammad fall, blood waters desert to make poisonous land good only for rats & corporations.
INTERVIEWS: A very insidious plan! Is current war in Islamic world phase one of plan or no?
BUSH BROTHER: No! Is final throes!
INTERVIEWS: Please explain.
BUSH BROTHER: Plan began even before the birth of famous Ottoman Empire. Have you heard of the Crusaders?
INTERVIEWS: Ah! Fundamental Christians at Renaissance Faire!
BUSH BROTHER: Truly. Well, when catastrophic world climate change is mixed bag with fear of new change, Crusaders color in portions of their Bible to justify witchcraft.
INTERVIEWS: It is all so clear to me now.
BUSH BROTHER: Let me finish.
INTERVIEWS: So sorry to interrupt.
BUSH BROTHER: In Satanic world to follow, a hell army of Labrador Retrievers feasting on only holy infidel flesh prowls the perimeter when Hollywood expands to grow. Soon every camera catches every tear that fall from eye, & every night a new desecration from misfit occupation.
INTERVIEWS: What is there to do?
BUSH BROTHER: Enjoy! Or, if you are not evil Bush look-a-like, run away to fight another day!
INTERVIEWS: You have been most enlightened.
BUSH BROTHER: I thank you & also the CIA have given us a check for our services.
INTERVIEWS: Aren't they all so nice to be working with?
BUSH BROTHER: Truly!
INTERVIEWS: In next installment, we talk of torture & pain, under pretense of civil discourse.