News Item! The Return Of The Euphemism

It's been too long, but the euphemism has apparently returned, and among its colleagues, it could not have been too soon.

"Oh indeed," said longtime friend Dooney, who stopped what he was doing long enough to talk to cameras. "I remember the first time, actually, which was the same as the last time. That's how important it's been and how much we've been feeling the lack."

Unrelated to the story, a series of disappearances of the nation's silverware continues to baffle both amateur laundromats and the ethical.

The euphemism could not be reached for comment, but you could leave a message with his service, who are very professional and businesslike and do not sound at all like they're in Nepal, which they are.

The President, who had spent some time with the euphemism before, during and usually after college, pretended not to hear the question when asked. When asked later what exactly the question was, the news squire who had asked it demurred.

The euphemism is reported to be in talks with the estate of Victor Mature about a possible collaboration.