Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Sonnet

Methinks it's time to visit the dentist;
My teeth feel odd & in need of a clean.
Too long cavities my mouth have menaced -
My teeth should have a mien of glean & sheen.
What's this? Oh no! The doc's office has closed!
I must now look up my insurance plan -
This is not something to which I'm disposed:
Visiting dentists to find the best man
Or woman - I know, there's plenty of them;
But my hygienist I think I'll miss most.
Her hands treated me like jeweler does gem,
In her work she was happily engrossed.
My teeth feel weird, enamel to socket -
I'd hate to have to pay out of pocket!