Seventeen (17) Reasons To Have A Blog About The War On Sailing

I. The War On Sailing is neglected by academics, feared by politicians, hated by the powerful, suitable for framing.
II. More immediate & possibly sexier than global warming.
III. Spans several disciples, therefore requiring no real disciple to study.
IV. Key players in the War On Sailing are far more attractive than other great worldwide conspiracies.
V. Guaranteed employment for lifetime of war (which is basically forever).
VI. Allows students of the war on sailing to be righteous about the War On Sailing's wrongs while revelling in its moral ambiguity.
VII. Would make a great musical, a decent rock opera, a gory ten-part graphic novel series & several really fine sonnets.
VIII. As a fledging enterprise, the War On Sailing may replace other academic departments & philanthropic organizations over time. At this early stage, one can target those institutions & wreak havoc upon them.
IX. The War On Sailing is a brisk cardio workout.
XI. More than other disciplines, the War On Sailing appreciates & seeks out buffets.
XII. While it doesn't require the making of lists, the War On Sailing fits easily into lists.
XIII. Writing about the War On Sailing is a tremendous sleep aid.
XIV. The War On Sailing encourages drinking, living the hobo lifestyle, & petty larceny. In other words, it's a good excuse for such things.
XV. There's time for the little things.
XVI. Studying the War On Sailing encourages visual aids, costume changes, & lots of singing & dancing.
XVII. No purchase necessary.